Squeeze and collect
the juice of four blood oranges and two lemons
Add a large handful of crushed ice and
shake it, shake it
while moving your booty-booty
In your finest Baccarat crystal service
(serving suggestion, paper cups are just as fine)
pour some lemonade,
a teaspoon of cane sugar,
the citrus juice (well shaken-shaken).
It's ready: enjoy.